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Your know you are a fish-head when...

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By unclescott
from the psychology department, Section Diaries
Posted on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 12:41:25 PM PST
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We have kidded about characteristics of being a fish-head before. Someone just apologized for being a dork because they creatively used a lens on some creepy-crawly in an aquarium.

I think that is clever and resourceful. That person, who initials are simplysamara, is however, in danger of becoming, if she isn't already, a fish-head. ;)



Today I proved what a miserably addicted fish-head I am by retrieving some aquarium equipment from a 40-gallon, industrial strength Brute trash can (by Rubbermaid). ;) It has 3-4 gallons of bleach and a pretty complete load of hosewater, from back in the warmer months. The draw back to the process is that the weather has been in the 30-40 degree F  (-1 to 4.5 C) range. Naturally so is the water in the can.

Some siphon tubes and miscellaneous glass and plastic items were placed in there a few weeks ago. Chemical reactions such as the bleaching of aquarium equipment, at significantly colder temperatures, will process what takes maybe a day at room temperature over a period at least ten times that long. The stuff has been in there for a few weeks now. Getting it out has only been procrastinated upon for about a week. And the water is too deep to very effectively wear those cheap surgical gloves one keeps for OHT - Onerous Household Tasks.

The usual white T-shirt (bleach stain that!) and holy (certainly not Holy) old jeans were donned. A metal hanger was pulled out straight, forming sort of a long hook. The hanger/hook snagged several of the hoses and a hose/gravel vacuum, which was still stuck together. However the wide-mouthed gallon pickle jar, a bowl, the end of a gravel vac and some smaller plastic and glass items (many of which could easily crack at that temp) simply slipped off of the hook.

After some equivocation, I took a deep breath, plunged my arm in, grabbed the bowl, emptied it and set it on a reversed garbage can top. The feeling was numbing and I fled, somewhat as planned, in the nearby laundry room door and put my arm under the cold water until it felt good enough to turn up the warm water. This sequence was repeated a couple of times until just about everything was out of the first barrel.

Then the drained stuff had to be plunged into the second barrel, the dechlorinating can with the sodium thiosulfate. Surprisingly that didn't generate near as much discomfort. Even a few inches of depth made a difference.

Hands and arms were washed in vinegar over that laundry sink, rinsed and then scrubbed with baking soda to get rid of the dill-pickle smell. After a shower, it was off on errands.

Ordinary and sane people don't do these things. Nor do ordinary people travel many miles to several shops looking for just the right fish. Few people keep a styro in the trunk, "just in case." Normal people probably don't keep and hatch and/or culture small invertebrates so that their fish can be treated to live foods.

GuppyGirl once observed that only a fish-head would stand in line in a restaurant and consider what glassware could be used as a worm feeder, Betta bowl or in some other way with the fish. She also found herself speculating as to what hanging plants in that dining emporium could be placed in old filter boxes, hung on the side of tanks "just with their feet wet" and be used as a kind of veggie filter.

Only a fish head would look at the maps of vacation routes with an eye on public aquariums, famous fish shops, fish hatcheries and collectible ditches. Only a fish head would find himself or herself explaining "the facts of life" to their children and inadvertently using the term spawning. ;)

I feel like we are at AAA - All Aquarium-nuts Anonymous. "My name is Scott and I'm a fish-head."

What would be some other signs that one has gone over the edge?

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Your know you are a fish-head when... | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#13)
by TEarlywine on Mon Nov 20, 2006 at 08:08:51 AM PST

you put a 50 gallon filter in a 20 gallon tank.

your first concerns when adopting a cat: will he let me clip his claws, brush his teeth, put a harness and leash on him, leave the fish tanks alone? (he barely looks at them)

you order a battery operated pump to aerate green water outside to feed your daphnia, to feed your fish live food; and you water plants with waste water to get extra flowers, which go in the worm bin, which also feed the fish live food. And you're planning to order a lower amperage motor for the battery operated pump so it can be powered by the solar cell you bought for it.

you've ever speculated on the details to accomplish a perfect "in-the-wall" fish tank.


~ Tom ~
Goldfish really are the brown Labradors of the fish world.


Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#10)
by lomelindi on Sat Nov 18, 2006 at 04:42:55 PM PST

You finally want to get your own apartment, but only because you're running out of electrical outlets for your tanks in your room.

You will stop and have a Serious Conversation with a complete stranger because you heard something about two tetras and an angelfish in a fishbowl.

You have seriously considered dating a guy purely because he told you about the pond he built in his basement for stingrays.

You have enthusiastic discussions about how you finally figured out why your plecostamus is constipated.  While out on a date.  Luckily, it was the same guy who once built a pond in his basement.



The pleco was grabbing hold of a piece of drift- (none / 0) (#11)
by unclescott on Sun Nov 19, 2006 at 06:30:04 PM PST

wood with its pectoral fins and staining?

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Re: The pleco was grabbing hold of a piece of drif (none / 0) (#14)
by lomelindi on Mon Nov 20, 2006 at 06:25:33 PM PST

grins

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Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#9)
by miskairal on Sat Nov 18, 2006 at 01:30:49 PM PST

You're about to go away for a week and have a friend coming to feed the cats, dogs, bull, goats, birds and water the vege garden and the longest instructions are for the fish.

The biggest folder on your hard drive other than video is called "Fish"

You take photos of new fish to send to family and friends.

Your wardrobe for the day is decided by your fish - old South park t-shirt of brothers, nah, it frightens the fish, anyway need to go sleeveless so I stay drier as it's water change day.

Cheers
--
Repeat after me,
I will read the Immediate Help



Re: "You take photos of new fish..." (none / 0) (#12)
by TEarlywine on Mon Nov 20, 2006 at 08:02:07 AM PST

...and send to your parents with the email subject of "pics of your new grandkids"
~ Tom ~
Goldfish really are the brown Labradors of the fish world.
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Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#8)
by Charlton on Sat Nov 18, 2006 at 06:29:50 AM PST

you know you are a fish head when u try to kill a fish by drowning it

Charlton


"consider what glassware could be used" (none / 0) (#7)
by angelhologram on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 08:18:21 PM PST

You know your preaching to the choir on that one! Working in a hardware store gives me so many ideas but I've decided it would be better to wait for warmer weather for most of them.
*BEFORE you buy fish make sure you understand what "Cycling" a tank means <- quoted from miskaral* ~Trying to make a difference one fish at a time~


Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#6)
by angelhologram on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 08:15:32 PM PST

You sit for 5 1/2 hours while someone repeatedly jabs your lower back with needles to create what you believe is a temporary masterpiece (though still a work in progress). Did I mention some of the creatures have been extinct quite some time therefore most people don't even know what they are (example: horn coral)?
*BEFORE you buy fish make sure you understand what "Cycling" a tank means <- quoted from miskaral* ~Trying to make a difference one fish at a time~


Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#3)
by New Guppy Momma on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 11:01:16 AM PST

Your female who is in quarantine drops approx. 30 fry and you have to let the fry grow up in a predator free tank as you have "seen" all of them and can't just dump them into the main tank and take their chances.

Speaking of that....Anyone want Fry ;)

Oh and when you plan a birthday party for your youngest child and the place where it is held just happens to be across the street feom a fish shop ;) (where I'l disappear at some time during the party. I'm taking a cooler with me ;)
Before all else fails....do a 25% water change ;)



Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#2)
by MollieGuppy on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 08:29:03 AM PST

When people ask you how many fish you have and you answer by telling them how many tanks you have.



Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#1)
by Shara on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 07:49:29 AM PST

Something I've actually said:

"Sorry honey, but I can't come over now. I have to do a water change."



Re: Your know you are a fish-head when... (none / 0) (#4)
by scarlettsmom0616 on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 11:59:57 AM PST

I've said that too! Or when he calls, I ALWAYS am up to my elbows in fish water. He never believes me! He thinks I avoid him. If he only knew.....
Nitrates suck
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Invite him over to help. :) (none / 0) (#5)
by unclescott on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 12:17:58 PM PST



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